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Many a man who falls in love with a dimple make the mistake of marrying the whole girl.—Evan Esar

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JaX Un
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oh god. I needed this one. Thanks

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morepain
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too late for me...LOL no its not that bad, tolerance, patience, compromise

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Christian Thibaudeau
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Not totally related, but still ...

To be happy in life a man need a woman who is a chef in the kitchen, a world class hostess in the living room, your best friend in private and a slut in the bedroom.

But, most of all, to be truly happy a man needs all four women to not know about each other.

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_karma_
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Christian Thibaudeau wrote:
Not totally related, but still ...

To be happy in life a man need a woman who is a chef in the kitchen, a world class hostess in the living room, your best friend in private and a slut in the bedroom.

But, most of all, to be truly happy a man needs all four women to not know about each other.

Wouldn't that last line be better stated, "But, most of all, to be truly happy a man needs all four women to know each other intimately"?

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Christian Thibaudeau
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_karma_ wrote:
Christian Thibaudeau wrote:
Not totally related, but still ...

To be happy in life a man need a woman who is a chef in the kitchen, a world class hostess in the living room, your best friend in private and a slut in the bedroom.

But, most of all, to be truly happy a man needs all four women to not know about each other.

Wouldn't that last line be better stated, "But, most of all, to be truly happy a man needs all four women to know each other intimately"?


You and my wife need to have a talk.

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_karma_
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Christian Thibaudeau wrote:
You and my wife need to have a talk.

I'm sure that can be arranged.... If you're serious about that, you probably know how a PM works. :) But if not, that was cute of you to say....

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LAISELVAE
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Christian Thibaudeau wrote:
Not totally related, but still ...

To be happy in life a man need a woman who is a chef in the kitchen, a world class hostess in the living room, your best friend in private and a slut in the bedroom.

But, most of all, to be truly happy a man needs all four women to not know about each other.


On my country we use to say:
To be happy in life a man need a woman who is a saving person in the kitchen, a refined person in the living room and a slut in the bedroom.

but you can get on troubles if:
you woman is a refined woman in the kitchen, a saving woman in the bedroom and a slut in the living room.

p.s. I am sorry by my English, it is not mi native languaje.

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AngieJackson
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LAISELVAE wrote:
Christian Thibaudeau wrote:
Not totally related, but still ...

To be happy in life a man need a woman who is a chef in the kitchen, a world class hostess in the living room, your best friend in private and a slut in the bedroom.

But, most of all, to be truly happy a man needs all four women to not know about each other.


On my country we use to say:
To be happy in life a man need a woman who is a saving person in the kitchen,
a refined person in the living room and a slut in the bedroom.

but you can get on troubles if:
you woman is a refined woman in the kitchen, a saving woman in the bedroom and a slut in the living room.

p.s. I am sorry by my English, it is not mi native languaje.


so true

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Typhoon
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Nice quote, had to look up Evan Esar after it. Interesting guy, very funny.

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robbiek426
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_karma_ wrote:
Christian Thibaudeau wrote:
Not totally related, but still ...

To be happy in life a man need a woman who is a chef in the kitchen, a world class hostess in the living room, your best friend in private and a slut in the bedroom.

But, most of all, to be truly happy a man needs all four women to not know about each other.

Wouldn't that last line be better stated, "But, most of all, to be truly happy a man needs all four women to know each other intimately"?


I concur with this^^^^^^^
This was an edit AFTER I realized that Karma was a female, That was probably the single hottest thing I've read this week. Props to you Ms.....Props to you.

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spalian
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Sadly, many people, both men and women, do not choose their mate wisely...

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spalian
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_karma_ wrote:
Christian Thibaudeau wrote:
Not totally related, but still ...

To be happy in life a man need a woman who is a chef in the kitchen, a world class hostess in the living room, your best friend in private and a slut in the bedroom.

But, most of all, to be truly happy a man needs all four women to not know about each other.

Wouldn't that last line be better stated, "But, most of all, to be truly happy a man needs all four women to know each other intimately"?



Karma: You are truly-- a wonderfully insigtful woman.

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anna88
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spalian wrote:
Sadly, many people, both men and women, do not choose their mate wisely...


Yeah Bukowski was the best to talk about that! I want a real man, but I spend my time on http://bazoocam.org/chat/ hoping i will find a soulmate!
does love exist?

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hwh89
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Christian Thibaudeau wrote:
Not totally related, but still ...

To be happy in life a man need a woman who is a chef in the kitchen, a world class hostess in the living room, your best friend in private and a slut in the bedroom.

But, most of all, to be truly happy a man needs all four women to not know about each other.


In Islam you can have up to four wives.

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Kanada
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anna88 wrote:
spalian wrote:
Sadly, many people, both men and women, do not choose their mate wisely...


Yeah Bukowski was the best to talk about that! I want a real man, but I spend my time on http://bazoocam.org/chat/ hoping i will find a soulmate!
does love exist?



Is this the first instance of spam on T-Nation?

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pushharder
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hwh89 wrote:
Christian Thibaudeau wrote:
Not totally related, but still ...

To be happy in life a man need a woman who is a chef in the kitchen, a world class hostess in the living room, your best friend in private and a slut in the bedroom.

But, most of all, to be truly happy a man needs all four women to not know about each other.


In Islam you can have up to four wives.


Generally speaking, when you have four wives they all know each other.

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stokes1989
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_karma_ wrote:
Christian Thibaudeau wrote:
Not totally related, but still ...

To be happy in life a man need a woman who is a chef in the kitchen, a world class hostess in the living room, your best friend in private and a slut in the bedroom.

But, most of all, to be truly happy a man needs all four women to not know about each other.

Wouldn't that last line be better stated, "But, most of all, to be truly happy a man needs all four women to know each other intimately"?


I think this is one that everybody can agree with

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stokes1989 wrote:
_karma_ wrote:
Christian Thibaudeau wrote:
Not totally related, but still ...

To be happy in life a man need a woman who is a chef in the kitchen, a world class hostess in the living room, your best friend in private and a slut in the bedroom.

But, most of all, to be truly happy a man needs all four women to not know about each other.

Wouldn't that last line be better stated, "But, most of all, to be truly happy a man needs all four women to know each other intimately"?


I think this is one that everybody can agree with


One out of four ain't bad. It's just sad that it turned out my gal was everyone's pal.


Hey Batman does that utility belt help on dead lift day?

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conservativedog wrote:
stokes1989 wrote:
_karma_ wrote:
Christian Thibaudeau wrote:
Not totally related, but still ...

To be happy in life a man need a woman who is a chef in the kitchen, a world class hostess in the living room, your best friend in private and a slut in the bedroom.

But, most of all, to be truly happy a man needs all four women to not know about each other.

Wouldn't that last line be better stated, "But, most of all, to be truly happy a man needs all four women to know each other intimately"?


I think this is one that everybody can agree with


One out of four ain't bad. It's just sad that it turned out my gal was everyone's pal.


Hey Batman does that utility belt help on dead lift day?


I actually only wear my utility belt on attempts of 85% or higher, but yes, yes it does. And it even has a pocket for my multi, AND for a couple servings of pre workout

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Christian Thibaudeau wrote:
Not totally related, but still ...

To be happy in life a man need a woman who is a chef in the kitchen, a world class hostess in the living room, your best friend in private and a slut in the bedroom.

But, most of all, to be truly happy a man needs all four women to not know about each other.

LMAO!!!

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sameul11
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I've been looking for a girl with a bad memory..that way I only need one good joke.

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Jewbacca
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TC wrote:
Many a man who falls in love with a dimple make the mistake of marrying the whole girl.?Evan Esar


Pretty sure it was "nipple" and not "dimple" in the original version of this line.

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stokes1989 wrote:

I think this is one that everybody can agree with


stokes is that your batman suit in your avatar?

it's a damn good looking outfit, and wanted to know what the story is on the avatar. thanks.

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tyciol
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hwh89 wrote:
In Islam you can have up to four wives.

According to https://en.wikipedia.org/...mad's_wives their prophet had ~dozen of them though. Why he get triple?

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