Gotta' run this by you guys!

On last weeks "Six Feet Under" (named "Grinding the Corn") there was a cunnilingus technique called "Grinding the Corn" that supposedly brought our oversexed (and UNDERsatisfied!) Claire to her first orgasm.

Anyone have any ideas on what the technique involves? Or was it just to create "buzz" on the internet? (Which it has!)

Anyway...any ideas?


Mufasa

TC?
(You ARE an avid "Six Feet Under" watcher and a "Sex Connoisseur" de Jour...whatever the hell that means!)

LOL!

Mufasa

Hey Mufasa,

I'm not quite sure if I'm correct, but I believe it's like when you go "downtown", and keep on going even further south into the "slums" if you know what I mean. Tongue grinding the exit orifice. I may be wrong but just wanted to take a stab at it.
"Sancho"

i hope the term is not referring to undigested pieces of corn :)

It's not. You take your schlong and rub it in circles and "grind" it against the edges of her, um, "opening". It works pretty good if you use your fingers to do this also. Just make sure your fingers are good and lubed; astroglide rules.

Well...

It's looking more and more like the Producers of "Six Feet Under" sort of "planted" all of this for some additional "buzz" and talk about the show on the Internet!

It seems to be working, because nobody seems to have a CLUE about the "technique"...just a lot of speculation!

This is getting interesting!

Mufasa

This has been done before. I think it was L.A. Law or some lawyer show where they mentioned the 'Venus Butterfly' or something like that. Created a big buzz. Playboy even did a contest about it.

I was just talking to a friend of mine who is always using these terms for sex acts. He talks about the "romantic donkey punch" or the I gave her "The Shocker" and what not. He has so many terms that make me laugh, but had no idea what this sex act is. I told him what I thought it was because it is cunnilingus it has to be oral sex on a woman. Then the anus has been called a cornhole. So that's how I reached that conclusion, that grinding the corn is mashing your tongue up the wazoo. So there it is I just took an educated guess. And yes it is causing quite a stir my buddy called three people and asked them if the knew what it was. Maybe the producers will come out with a press conference and tell us what technique it is, so I can add to my arsenal;)
"Sancho"

I just ran a Google search and came up with this. Somehow, I don't think it's the same, although it is rather erotic, in a geriatric kind of way.

Well, there's always the Urban Dictionary, a dictionary by the people, for the people.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/...he+corn&r=f

Seriously, one of the best sites on the net. But sometimes you get really whack definitions from people just screwing around. Don't take it too seriously.

Nick