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Hellfrost
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Was it the kids that were complaining or the parents?

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strungoutboy21
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OMG my kid got wet or banged up their knee from trying to cross a two inch deep drainage creek. Shit you know how many times I scabbed up my knees and elbows as a kid from playing games and doing fun shit as a kid. God forbid one of the kids come home with the bottom three inches of their jeans wet.

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Shimmy
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Are you kidding me? it's like a 20cm gap. I went running in the mud yesterday.
I could have slipped and broken a leg, they should put that on the news too.

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SexMachine
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benos4752 wrote:
This makes me sad for our future...

http://www.kqrs.com/...4&SPID=6546


LOL! Are you kidding me? My grandfather couldn't afford a pair shoes when he went to school. Although I must say that ditch is like a rare slice of roast beef for any slip and fall lawyer. Put up a warning sign to avoid litigious wankers. Problem solved.

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Cimmerian
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"I've seen other kids wipe out, my son's wiped out..."

Your son is a piece of shit and you've failed as a parent.

Seriously, it's like a sketch from The Onion or something.

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02Thief
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Cimmerian wrote:
"I've seen other kids wipe out, my son's wiped out..."

Your son is a piece of shit and you've failed as a parent.




Don't think that could have been any better put.

I remember as a kid we would hang out at the local creek all damn day, doing stupid shit on our bikes etc. What the fuck is wrong with people? These kids are gonna be wimpy fucking homosexuals by the time they're 18. How the fuck are they going to succeed at life?

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rehanb_bl
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SexMachine wrote:
benos4752 wrote:
This makes me sad for our future...

http://www.kqrs.com/...4&SPID=6546


LOL! Are you kidding me? My grandfather couldn't afford a pair shoes when he went to school. Although I must say that ditch is like a rare slice of roast beef for any slip and fall lawyer. Put up a warning sign to avoid litigious wankers. Problem solved.



it shouldn't even have to be warned for, it's a ditch. Shit happens

It's like labelling forks because you could stab yourself or putting warnings on toilet paper because it might dry out your asshole

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E901
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The parents of this generation have failed. Plain and simple.

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roybot
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rehanb_bl wrote:
SexMachine wrote:
benos4752 wrote:
This makes me sad for our future...

http://www.kqrs.com/...4&SPID=6546


LOL! Are you kidding me? My grandfather couldn't afford a pair shoes when he went to school. Although I must say that ditch is like a rare slice of roast beef for any slip and fall lawyer. Put up a warning sign to avoid litigious wankers. Problem solved.



it shouldn't even have to be warned for, it's a ditch. Shit happens

It's like labelling forks because you could stab yourself or putting warnings on toilet paper because it might dry out your asshole



That day is fast approaching. You know what the allergy advice on a tin of tuna says? .."Contains fish".

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red04
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02Thief wrote:
Cimmerian wrote:
"I've seen other kids wipe out, my son's wiped out..."

Your son is a piece of shit and you've failed as a parent.




Don't think that could have been any better put.

I remember as a kid we would hang out at the local creek all damn day, doing stupid shit on our bikes etc. What the fuck is wrong with people? These kids are gonna be wimpy fucking homosexuals by the time they're 18. How the fuck are they going to succeed at life?



Ya a creek ran through my back yard growing up, which made said back yard a hot attraction for fucking around and entertaining yourself for everyone in the neighborhood. Even better, there was a solid 50ish foot hill on one side of the creek, so when it froze over in the winter we had everything we needed for awesome times. Sure sucked when the ice didn't hold but thems the breaks.

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hungry4more
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Did anyone get through the whole thing? They sais building a bridge across the ditch could cost $100,000! That reporter deserves an Emmy for saying that with a straight face.

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Ambugaton
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Lonnie123 wrote:
Guys... Did you miss the part about these being WHITE KIDS! The horror! This isnt happening in "urban" environments!




You're right. We need to do something quick before the minorities stop fearing us.

Then again, somehow suburban coddling has proved conducive to school shootings and mass murder/suicides, so maybe these kids do need some protection from that ditch.

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Professor X
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hungry4more wrote:
Did anyone get through the whole thing? They sais building a bridge across the ditch could cost $100,000! That reporter deserves an Emmy for saying that with a straight face.



I couldn't even read this with a straight face.

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Steel Nation
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I personally love shit like this. The weaker and dumber these assholes make their kids, the easier they will be for my kids to control.

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orion
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E901 wrote:
The parents of this generation have failed. Plain and simple.


That implies that they have tried.

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orion
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hungry4more wrote:
Did anyone get through the whole thing? They sais building a bridge across the ditch could cost $100,000! That reporter deserves an Emmy for saying that with a straight face.


Orly?

What it is made off?

Ivory?

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Professor X
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orion wrote:
hungry4more wrote:
Did anyone get through the whole thing? They sais building a bridge across the ditch could cost $100,000! That reporter deserves an Emmy for saying that with a straight face.


Orly?

What it is made off?

Ivory?



You kidding? For the safety of the precious dumplings who have to risk their lives getting to school, it had better be made well enough to withstand a category IV hurricane....as well as not detract from property values (ie, no black ethnic styles in the architecture).

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roybot
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orion wrote:
hungry4more wrote:
Did anyone get through the whole thing? They sais building a bridge across the ditch could cost $100,000! That reporter deserves an Emmy for saying that with a straight face.


Orly?

What it is made off?

Ivory?



They used up all the ivory building a luxury tower complex that overlooks the drainage ditch. It was there that the parents first noticed how perilous the ditch is. Apparently the dangers aren't so easily spotted at ground level. You have to look at it from the top of the ivory tower to be convinced.

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SkyzykS
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Professor X wrote:
orion wrote:
hungry4more wrote:
Did anyone get through the whole thing? They sais building a bridge across the ditch could cost $100,000! That reporter deserves an Emmy for saying that with a straight face.


Orly?

What it is made off?

Ivory?



You kidding? For the safety of the precious dumplings who have to risk their lives getting to school, it had better be made well enough to withstand a category IV hurricane....as well as not detract from property values (ie, no black ethnic styles in the architecture).


Are YOU kidding? There has to be elements of black ethnic style to it. There is nothing white people like more than token acknowledgments of ethnic diversity.

I'm thinking a big bronze Kwanza basket at the apex of the arches with a ginormous clock hung around it from a chain dropping over the side. It should chime "FLA-VA-FLAVE!!!" 12 times every day at noon, and every night at 2:30 in the morning until someone calls the cops.

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Lonnie123
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I have to say, my absolute favorite part of the video is the dad who just literally strolls right over the ditch with his hands in his pockets.

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kothreat
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I'll just leave these right here. At least they have bridges?!?!

http://www.thesun.co.uk/...-to-school.html

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.u...

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Professor X
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SkyzykS wrote:
Professor X wrote:
orion wrote:
hungry4more wrote:
Did anyone get through the whole thing? They sais building a bridge across the ditch could cost $100,000! That reporter deserves an Emmy for saying that with a straight face.


Orly?

What it is made off?

Ivory?



You kidding? For the safety of the precious dumplings who have to risk their lives getting to school, it had better be made well enough to withstand a category IV hurricane....as well as not detract from property values (ie, no black ethnic styles in the architecture).


Are YOU kidding? There has to be elements of black ethnic style to it. There is nothing white people like more than token acknowledgments of ethnic diversity.

I'm thinking a big bronze Kwanza basket at the apex of the arches with a ginormous clock hung around it from a chain dropping over the side. It should chime "FLA-VA-FLAVE!!!" 12 times every day at noon, and every night at 2:30 in the morning until someone calls the cops.



Fucking great.

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johnnytang24
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Meanwhile....

http://www.ministryoftofu.com/...nd-from-school/

1.5 hour walk along a precarious cliff to get to a crazy zipline just to get to the train to get to school.

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