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LiquidMercury
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http://artofmanliness.com/...le+Feedfetcher/

Makes me almost want to go modify one of mine.

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polo77j
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Rodimus Black
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All I need is my machete and the AA-12. It'll quickly become the Beast Apocalypse.

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Loudog75
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I think its a pretty dumb idea.

Shotgun limits your range of attack and is ineffective. also limits the amount of ammo.

Carrying all your supplies tied into a weapon is stupid (whats the first thing someone will take from you?)

Carrying a compas on a recoil driven system??? why not just bang your compass on a rock 2 times a day and see how long it works.

Why the hell would you attach a knife that you cannot use as a lance/bayonet onto the barrel. - Wait, Imma gonna cut you just as soon as I disconnet this knife from my gun you sonnamabitch you.

This just screams internet tough guy.

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DarkNinjaa
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Beast27195 wrote:
All I need is my machete and the AA-12. It'll quickly become the Beast Apocalypse.


Are you sure you'll have enough ammo to survive?


They jump quite high, those zombies, you know? They've got superpowers now too, with long slithering tongues.

And when thirty or so surround you, even a machete and the most powerful shotgun in the world can't save you.

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Travis56
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LouDog-

If you read his article on the link I didn't think he was trying to come off as an internet tough guy. You do make a couple valid points though.

I do not see a problem with carrying supplies in one weapon. Why spread everything out and possibly forget where something is if you are forced to abandon your area in a rush. Also I am sure a weapon similar to the AR-15 would be a very suitable replacement. (better in my opinion)

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Iron Dwarf
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"7 Scientific Reasons a Zombie Outbreak Would Fail (Quickly)"

http://www.cracked.com/...quickly_p1.html

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Rodimus Black
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DarkNinjaa wrote:
Beast27195 wrote:
All I need is my machete and the AA-12. It'll quickly become the Beast Apocalypse.


Are you sure you'll have enough ammo to survive?


They jump quite high, those zombies, you know? They've got superpowers now too, with long slithering tongues.

And when thirty or so surround you, even a machete and the most powerful shotgun in the world can't save you.


While they may be able to jump quite high, I'm like a mix of the Hulk, Deadpool, Beast, and Superman. If thirty of them surround me, then there will be exactly 180 scattered body parts littering the ground.

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DJHT
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The stock Mossberg shotgun does not have picatinny mounts, so I purchased a barrel mount picatinny rail unit.

Excuse my ignorance but what is a picatinny mount?

Also this cannot be used to keep distance and stab something (bayonet) due to of course the under mounted knife.

So you going to hack someone with it? Or is a quick release?

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kevinm1
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Iron Dwarf wrote:
"7 Scientific Reasons a Zombie Outbreak Would Fail (Quickly)"

http://www.cracked.com/...quickly_p1.html


I see your fail and rasie you one likely

http://www.cracked.com/...er4=recommended

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DJHT wrote:
The stock Mossberg shotgun does not have picatinny mounts, so I purchased a barrel mount picatinny rail unit.

Excuse my ignorance but what is a picatinny mount?

Also this cannot be used to keep distance and stab something (bayonet) due to of course the under mounted knife.

So you going to hack someone with it? Or is a quick release?


A failure at trying to look badass. That is what it is.

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DJHT
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Beast27195 wrote:
DJHT wrote:
The stock Mossberg shotgun does not have picatinny mounts, so I purchased a barrel mount picatinny rail unit.

Excuse my ignorance but what is a picatinny mount?

Also this cannot be used to keep distance and stab something (bayonet) due to of course the under mounted knife.

So you going to hack someone with it? Or is a quick release?


A failure at trying to look badass. That is what it is.


hahahahahaahahahahaha

Also the length of the weapon is pretty much a problem in my opinion also, in a field no problem, in a house serious limit on movement.

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DJHT wrote:
The stock Mossberg shotgun does not have picatinny mounts, so I purchased a barrel mount picatinny rail unit.

Excuse my ignorance but what is a picatinny mount?

Also this cannot be used to keep distance and stab something (bayonet) due to of course the under mounted knife.

So you going to hack someone with it? Or is a quick release?


From Wiki

"The Picatinny rail (pronounced /�?p�ªk�?t�ªni/ or /�?p�ªk�?�?t�ªni/) or MIL-STD-1913 rail or STANAG 2324 rail or a "Tactical Rail" is a bracket used on some firearms in order to provide a standardized mounting platform. A similar system is the Weaver rail mount.

Its name comes from the Picatinny Arsenal in New Jersey, USA where it was originally tested and was used to distinguish it from other rail standards at the time. The rail comprises a series of ridges with a T-shaped cross-section interspersed with flat "spacing slots". Scopes are mounted either by sliding them on from one end or the other; by means of a weaver mount which is clamped to the rail with bolts, thumbscrews or levers; or onto the slots between the raised sections.

Recently, NATO nations have finalised plans for a new NATO Accessory Rail which is backwards-compatible with (and could replace) the Picatinny rail."

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I'm guessing the Ka-Bar he's mounted on it turns and pops off the slot raised section in that picture. No use whatsoever for stabbing and slashing, let's be honest, but at a push I guess he could fire and then reach quickly for the knife for close combat.

That's all pie in the sky theory however and probably fails miserably when fine motor skills come in to play and you're trying to remove a knife from a barrel quickly enough to stab someone in the chest before you get your shotty taken from you. Better off just shooting them =P

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DarkNinjaa
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kevinm1 wrote:
Iron Dwarf wrote:
"7 Scientific Reasons a Zombie Outbreak Would Fail (Quickly)"

http://www.cracked.com/...quickly_p1.html


I see your fail and rasie you one likely

http://www.cracked.com/...er4=recommended



When I thought we were safe...

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polo77j
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Iron Dwarf wrote:
"7 Scientific Reasons a Zombie Outbreak Would Fail (Quickly)"

http://www.cracked.com/...quickly_p1.html


Dude, you're a buzz kill!!!

lol, I've read that article a couple of times ... I heart cracked.com

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DJHT
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polo77j wrote:
Iron Dwarf wrote:
"7 Scientific Reasons a Zombie Outbreak Would Fail (Quickly)"

http://www.cracked.com/...quickly_p1.html


Dude, you're a buzz kill!!!

lol, I've read that article a couple of times ... I heart cracked.com


You forgot picture Polo

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farmerson12
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polo77j wrote:
Iron Dwarf wrote:
"7 Scientific Reasons a Zombie Outbreak Would Fail (Quickly)"

http://www.cracked.com/...quickly_p1.html


Dude, you're a buzz kill!!!

lol, I've read that article a couple of times ... I heart cracked.com


I catch myself so many time during the day dreaming about a zombie outbreak and what I would do. Fun stuff. Btw Polo, sweet avi. That show is freakin hilarious.

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DJHT
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farmerson12 wrote:
polo77j wrote:
Iron Dwarf wrote:
"7 Scientific Reasons a Zombie Outbreak Would Fail (Quickly)"

http://www.cracked.com/...quickly_p1.html


Dude, you're a buzz kill!!!

lol, I've read that article a couple of times ... I heart cracked.com


I catch myself so many time during the day dreaming about a zombie outbreak and what I would do. Fun stuff. Btw Polo, sweet avi. That show is freakin hilarious.


I dream about the Cowboys winning the SB and Jessica Alba, but you know to each their own.

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law8
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If the zombie outbreak were to arrive I would find an indimidating black cop with street smarts and a pump action and stand behind him.
http://www.zombiesdefined.com/...dead-2004-3.jpg

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gregron
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that mossberg is pretty sick. Looks like the one my buddy had that was his breaching shotgun (minus the knife)

putting a pistol grip and a forward grip on a shotgun plus the rail system makes a bad ass looking weapon. You need the pressure pad for the light though... no one wants to have to click their light off and on. LAME

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Fuzzyapple
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I have to agree with the AA 12. After seeing it on YouTube by a guy called FPSRussia, I wish I could get one. Ammo could go pretty quick for that gun.

I think a .22 with a large drum mag would do well. With head shots .22 just bounce around in the skull turning brains into mush. Low recoil and pretty accurate up to 300 yards.

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Loudog75
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gregron wrote:
that mossberg is pretty sick. Looks like the one my buddy had that was his breaching shotgun (minus the knife)

putting a pistol grip and a forward grip on a shotgun plus the rail system makes a bad ass looking weapon. You need the pressure pad for the light though... no one wants to have to click their light off and on. LAME



looks bad ass but not really practical - kinda like zerchers lol

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gregron
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Loudog75 wrote:
gregron wrote:
that mossberg is pretty sick. Looks like the one my buddy had that was his breaching shotgun (minus the knife)

putting a pistol grip and a forward grip on a shotgun plus the rail system makes a bad ass looking weapon. You need the pressure pad for the light though... no one wants to have to click their light off and on. LAME



looks bad ass but not really practical - kinda like zerchers lol


LOL, nice!

i would argue the practicality of a shotgun in a zombie apocalypse scenarion. It would be a very good weapon IMO and its versatility would help with hunting for food (you arent going to be shooting any birds with an assault rifle) as well as zombie killing

I wouldnt want to put ALL my survival supplies into one weapon, in case you lost it somehow, but that was what he was going for. He was building a "survival pack" but was including that into the weapon. I understand that gimmick.

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Loudog75
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gregron wrote:
Loudog75 wrote:
gregron wrote:
that mossberg is pretty sick. Looks like the one my buddy had that was his breaching shotgun (minus the knife)

putting a pistol grip and a forward grip on a shotgun plus the rail system makes a bad ass looking weapon. You need the pressure pad for the light though... no one wants to have to click their light off and on. LAME



looks bad ass but not really practical - kinda like zerchers lol


LOL, nice!

i would argue the practicality of a shotgun in a zombie apocalypse scenarion. It would be a very good weapon IMO and its versatility would help with hunting for food (you arent going to be shooting any birds with an assault rifle) as well as zombie killing

I wouldnt want to put ALL my survival supplies into one weapon, in case you lost it somehow, but that was what he was going for. He was building a "survival pack" but was including that into the weapon. I understand that gimmick.



They do make pistols with Shot but it wouldn't do you anygood. First I'm assuming this isn't a real zombie issue and more SHTF real world type stuff. If so then I can see a shotgun as an add on but not a primary. If really zombies, then would you really eat dead meat? Wouldn't that expose you to the zombie infection. We'd all have to go vegie like Jacehc (sp - apologies) and wouldn't you rather kill yourself first?

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gregron
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^^I didnt mean for shooting zombies and eating them... I meant for shooting ducks, turkeys, quail, deer, pig, rabbit ect... That sort of thing.

A shotgun would probably be your best all around hunting weapon as far hunting for food AND needing a weapon for self defense. You wouldnt need to be nearly as accurate to get a kill shot on a zombie with a shotty as you would with an AR.

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