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Testy1
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roguevampire wrote:
Achilles of war wrote:
RV pICS OR GTFO


Is my avatar not visible?


Not in a mirror.

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pushharder wrote:
Now it's "ThirdPersonVeggieZillaRogue?"


Swole laughs at Push's witty joke concerning rogue.

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harrypotter wrote:
roguevampire wrote:
Starting a thread like this proves the obsession you people have with roguevampire. Rogue is amused at this. You quote things from someone that can't write worth of crap. Then, you quote from an already published book. Rogue is a troll, rogue is stupid, rogue lies about himself, yet, you are the idiots posting stupid threads.

You probably write to each other, and try and think of ways to best attact rogue. You feel, that somehow rogue is touchy about his writing and feels that is a weakness of rogue's, so you post work of others or make up stuff saying its rogue's work. Rogue has had a great laugh at all of you. lets be real here, do you think rogue for one second, would ever let any of you read his book. Only those that rogue trusts get to read rogue's work.



ROGUE IS ANGRY!!



ROGUE SMASH!



You know when harry potter starts hating on you it's over.

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roguevampire wrote:
Rogue is a troll, rogue is stupid, rogue lies about himself, yet, you are the idiots posting stupid threads.


http://tnation.T-Nation.com/...h_rogue_vampire


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JoeGood wrote:
harrypotter wrote:
roguevampire wrote:
Starting a thread like this proves the obsession you people have with roguevampire. Rogue is amused at this. You quote things from someone that can't write worth of crap. Then, you quote from an already published book. Rogue is a troll, rogue is stupid, rogue lies about himself, yet, you are the idiots posting stupid threads.

You probably write to each other, and try and think of ways to best attact rogue. You feel, that somehow rogue is touchy about his writing and feels that is a weakness of rogue's, so you post work of others or make up stuff saying its rogue's work. Rogue has had a great laugh at all of you. lets be real here, do you think rogue for one second, would ever let any of you read his book. Only those that rogue trusts get to read rogue's work.



ROGUE IS ANGRY!!



ROGUE SMASH!



You know when harry potter starts hating on you it's over.


For real. Avada Kedavra situation.

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Achilles of war
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pushharder wrote:
roguevampire wrote:

...Is my avatar not visible?


It is but I'm not sure the lighting is good.


lol, NEW PIC OR GTFO, PROPER LIGHTING, FUCK IT SEND ME YOUR ADDRESS AND ILL FUCKING SEND YOU A CAMERA YOU ASS. STOP MAKING EXCUSES, HELL ILL TAKE A PICTURE OF ME IN FRONT OF SEALION

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It's been a couple of days so of course you all know this whole thing was an April Fool's gag.

Maybe RV just found out now from this very post.

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Nards wrote:
It's been a couple of days so of course you all know this whole thing was an April Fool's gag.

Maybe RV just found out now from this very post.


What April Fool's gag?

What I posted is real, very real.

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FrozenNinja wrote:
Wow...why are his characters gay??


LOL my first thoughts from reading Nards firsts post was "hmmm this is rather homoerotic"

I imagine Blaze wrote this song in the years he was hunting his mate...

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roguevampire wrote:
Achilles of war wrote:
RV pICS OR GTFO



Ummmm, I didn't even make this thread, so what does pics have to do with anything. And, i have a pic. Is my avatar not visible?


You promised a new pic...a spring pic actually. I assume it will be some attempt to cut all that bloat you carry year round.

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Edgy
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LEAVE RV ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Damn, I laughed so hard reading some of the stories here. I almost believed those were RV's.

Nards, thanks for having me fooled. You guys are fucking hilarious.

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I didn't mean to take this long to post this Rogue thread trademark. Sorry.

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roguevampire
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DarkNinjaa wrote:
Damn, I laughed so hard reading some of the stories here. I almost believed those were RV's.

Nards, thanks for having me fooled. You guys are fucking hilarious.





you must be new. The subject of my book has been known for sometime now. Most know it has nothing to do with vampires, werewolves, witches or anything of the sort.

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roguevampire wrote:
DarkNinjaa wrote:
Damn, I laughed so hard reading some of the stories here. I almost believed those were RV's.

Nards, thanks for having me fooled. You guys are fucking hilarious.





you must be new. The subject of my book has been known for sometime now. Most know it has nothing to do with vampires, werewolves, witches or anything of the sort.



What is it about? Or is it a secret? cause I am genuinely interested.

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pushharder
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pgtips wrote:
roguevampire wrote:
DarkNinjaa wrote:
Damn, I laughed so hard reading some of the stories here. I almost believed those were RV's.

Nards, thanks for having me fooled. You guys are fucking hilarious.





you must be new. The subject of my book has been known for sometime now. Most know it has nothing to do with vampires, werewolves, witches or anything of the sort.



What is it about? Or is it a secret? cause I am genuinely interested.


It's about our lady in red.

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roguevampire wrote:
DarkNinjaa wrote:
Damn, I laughed so hard reading some of the stories here. I almost believed those were RV's.

Nards, thanks for having me fooled. You guys are fucking hilarious.





you must be new. The subject of my book has been known for sometime now. Most know it has nothing to do with vampires, werewolves, witches or anything of the sort.



I've read you talking about your book, RV. Hence my surprise when reading Nards'story. I was confused. It read like gay vampire erotica. I was asking myself, ''but where's the Countess in all this?''. Haha!

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roguevampire
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DarkNinjaa wrote:
roguevampire wrote:
DarkNinjaa wrote:
Damn, I laughed so hard reading some of the stories here. I almost believed those were RV's.

Nards, thanks for having me fooled. You guys are fucking hilarious.





you must be new. The subject of my book has been known for sometime now. Most know it has nothing to do with vampires, werewolves, witches or anything of the sort.



I've read you talking about your book, RV. Hence my surprise when reading Nards'story. I was confused. It read like gay vampire erotica. I was asking myself, ''but where's the Countess in all this?''. Haha!


These dudes that make fun of me, couldn't even comprehend my story, nevermind actually write something on the level my book is on.

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Mutu
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Dafuq i just read

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roguevampire wrote:
DarkNinjaa wrote:
roguevampire wrote:
DarkNinjaa wrote:
Damn, I laughed so hard reading some of the stories here. I almost believed those were RV's.

Nards, thanks for having me fooled. You guys are fucking hilarious.





you must be new. The subject of my book has been known for sometime now. Most know it has nothing to do with vampires, werewolves, witches or anything of the sort.



I've read you talking about your book, RV. Hence my surprise when reading Nards'story. I was confused. It read like gay vampire erotica. I was asking myself, ''but where's the Countess in all this?''. Haha!


These dudes that make fun of me, couldn't even comprehend my story, nevermind actually write something on the level my book is on.


If your book is so far above the comprehension of most people, how do you expect it to be a success?

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roguevampire
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Dr.Matt581 wrote:
roguevampire wrote:
DarkNinjaa wrote:
roguevampire wrote:
DarkNinjaa wrote:
Damn, I laughed so hard reading some of the stories here. I almost believed those were RV's.

Nards, thanks for having me fooled. You guys are fucking hilarious.





you must be new. The subject of my book has been known for sometime now. Most know it has nothing to do with vampires, werewolves, witches or anything of the sort.



I've read you talking about your book, RV. Hence my surprise when reading Nards'story. I was confused. It read like gay vampire erotica. I was asking myself, ''but where's the Countess in all this?''. Haha!


These dudes that make fun of me, couldn't even comprehend my story, nevermind actually write something on the level my book is on.


If your book is so far above the comprehension of most people, how do you expect it to be a success?



lol, I don't mean that it is hard to follow or a tough read. its just hard to grasp. It has to deal with things, that most people really don't think about. The changing of history and what that could mean. Would you change history in order to save someone you loved?

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roguevampire wrote:

...Would you change history in order to save someone you loved?



That's a good question, Roguarito. From time to time I find myself lovin' those 400 year old virgins that never had a chance to know a man cuz El Plasmarita was too busy slittin' their throats.

Would I change history to save 'em? I'm thinkin' I might do just that.

Put me in your book, please.

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pushharder wrote:
Put me in your book, please.
Lol!!.... I wouldn't ask for that

...He'd probably make you the guy that gets raped by the werewolf!

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pushharder
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squating_bear wrote:
pushharder wrote:
Put me in your book, please.
Lol!!.... I wouldn't ask for that

...He'd probably make you the guy that gets raped by the werewolf!


But...but...but I wanna be the virgin rescuer!

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roguevampire wrote:
Dr.Matt581 wrote:
roguevampire wrote:
DarkNinjaa wrote:
roguevampire wrote:
DarkNinjaa wrote:
Damn, I laughed so hard reading some of the stories here. I almost believed those were RV's.

Nards, thanks for having me fooled. You guys are fucking hilarious.





you must be new. The subject of my book has been known for sometime now. Most know it has nothing to do with vampires, werewolves, witches or anything of the sort.



I've read you talking about your book, RV. Hence my surprise when reading Nards'story. I was confused. It read like gay vampire erotica. I was asking myself, ''but where's the Countess in all this?''. Haha!


These dudes that make fun of me, couldn't even comprehend my story, nevermind actually write something on the level my book is on.


If your book is so far above the comprehension of most people, how do you expect it to be a success?



lol, I don't mean that it is hard to follow or a tough read. its just hard to grasp. It has to deal with things, that most people really don't think about. The changing of history and what that could mean. Would you change history in order to save someone you loved?


I don't want to be mean, but that kind of story is not at all original. If you think your story has never been done before it may mean you haven't read enough. Everything has been done...but that's OK. Lots of stories are just an amalgam of two or three different, older stories.
Like Jaws is basically Moby Dick with maybe some other old tale mixed in that seems familiar but slips my mind right now.

I do think originality is overrated though. Just tell a good story that isn't too full of old cliches and bad dialog and don't use too many adjectives.

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