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ishinator
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Join date: Nov 2010
Location:
Posts: 270

http://tnation.T-Nation.com/...omegle_chat_fun

Because trolling is fun.

Stranger: hi am looking for an indian (tamil) girl........ am an indian male 18
You: oh sorry, i'm a white female
Stranger: oh k
Stranger: horny
You: yes, very
You: :)
Stranger: can you prove
You: prove what?
Stranger: yeah
You: are you referring to geometric proofs?
You: the side angle side theorem?
You: ohhh
You: math gets me so wet
Stranger: how big is yours?
You: i'm 200 pounds
You: can you satisfy me?
Stranger: and your boobs
You: 36F
You: the f is for fuck ;)
Stranger: hmmm
You: cyber with me
Stranger: yeah....
You: i wanna suck on you nan roti
Stranger: send me your nude pic to iamhappyhorny@gmail.com
You: hah you're gonna have to earn it ;)
You: i want you to make me horny with sex and math first
You: can you satisfy me?
Stranger: yeah
You: alright start
Stranger: then lets role play
Stranger: whats your age
You: 10
You: how big are you?
You: how big is you kalojam mishti?
Stranger: ok then you r ma sister.... amd am your brother
You: oooh i like incest
Stranger: my dick is 7"
You: wtf is wrong with you, you sad cunt. You talk about you dick size to a 10 year old girl? are you fucking serious? are you so fucking pathetic that you come up with an incest fantasy? you're a sad and lonely bitch who will never amount to nothing in life. go suck cow balls you dupshit
You: FUCK YUOU
You: YOU
You have disconnected.

Apparently, he was unphased when I said I was 10.

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MattyG35
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Join date: Feb 2009
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Posts: 3223

That trolling sucked.

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ishinator
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Join date: Nov 2010
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Posts: 270

MattyG35 wrote:
That trolling sucked.


lol I'll work on it.

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kakno
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Join date: Dec 2008
Location: Sweden
Posts: 2764

ishinator wrote:
Because trolling is fun.

Maybe for you.

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Ct. Rockula
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Join date: Oct 2008
Location:
Posts: 17144

That was lame

You should've gone further with the roleplay

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roybot
Level 1

Join date: Jul 2007
Location:
Posts: 6586

I'm not sure who was trolling who, tbh.

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PimpBot5000
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Join date: May 2008
Location: Ontario, CAN
Posts: 3638

Stranger: M 16

Stranger: U?

You: Hi, I have a sebaceous cyst located on the underside of my penis. Any advice on how to proceed with this?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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xjusticex2013x
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Join date: Jan 2010
Location: Pennsylvania, USA
Posts: 2504

Stranger: horny m 18

You: m 17

You: GTFO

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xjusticex2013x
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Join date: Jan 2010
Location: Pennsylvania, USA
Posts: 2504

Stranger: Hey
Stranger: Asl
You: 18/f/usa
Stranger: 18 m usa
Stranger: Whats up
You: nuttin
You: boredddd
You: <3
Stranger: Oh yeah I'm masterbateing(:
You: i see
Stranger: Ya
You: i'm in the mood for that too
Stranger: Ya come join me babe(:
You: oh but i'm so tender
You: you'll have to give me some support(:
Stranger: ok I will(:
You: ok
You: let me get these pants off
Stranger: Ok
You: ooooooo yeeeahhh
You: mmm
You: that feels good
You: but it hurts
Stranger: Ya
Stranger: Let me come over there(:
You: ooh
You: my pussy lips
You: your dick spread them so wide
You: faster
You: FASTER
Stranger: Ok babe!
You: ohhhhhh yeaaaaaa
Stranger: Ya
Stranger: Want my number babe?(:
You: later
You: but for right now
You: i need to tell you something
You: come here
You: clooser<3
Stranger: Ok babe
You: u ready?
Stranger: Yes!
You: k
You: I'm a dude and I was trolling you this whole time brah.
You: UMAD?
You: TROLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
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polo77j
Level 4

Join date: Nov 2005
Location: Austria
Posts: 7666

^I lol'd

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jearbear
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Join date: Jun 2011
Location:
Posts: 101

Stranger: You monster...


Stranger: How could you?


You: im sorry i couldnt stop myself ;'(


You: *:'(


Stranger: I know, but that isn't a good excuse.


Stranger: You had no right to rape me.


Stranger: I'm STILL going through therapy!


Stranger: STILL!


Stranger: When the police find you, they'll lock you up and throw away the key.


You: it was the drugs i swear


You: i didnt know what i was doing


Stranger: STOP MAKING EXCUSES GOD DAMMIT!


Stranger: I ought to rape YOU!


Stranger: See how YOU like it!


You: part of you liked it i saw it in your eyes


You: yoiu wanted it


You: *you


Stranger: Maybe I did, but in front of my family?


Stranger: No. That's where I draw the line.


Stranger: My dear old gradma had a stroke while she was watching!


Stranger: And you made them watch, if I remember correctly!


Stranger: You held a gun out at them and told them to watch.


Stranger: You sick bastard.


You: HEY! dont talk about granny like that she was happy that her grandkids were bonding


Stranger: She died.


Stranger: And you didn't come to her funeral.


Stranger: All the other grandchildren were there.


Stranger: I even said a speech.


Stranger: But you couldn't be bothered.


You: SHE DIED?!?!? no one told me :(


You: GRANNYYYYYY :'(


Stranger: MAYBE BECAUSE YOU WERE RUNNING FROM THE COPS AFTER RAPING ME!


Stranger: I will never forgive you.


Stranger: NEVER.


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polo77j
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Join date: Nov 2005
Location: Austria
Posts: 7666

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