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imhungry
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Gettnitdone wrote:
Never knew so many guys liked small tits...


All sizes are good.

If she doesn't have it, then she doesn't need it :)

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audiogarden1
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imhungry wrote:
Gettnitdone wrote:
Never knew so many guys liked small tits...


All sizes are good.

If she doesn't have it, then she doesn't need it :)


Nah bro, if she dont have a leg or an arm or something im out.

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on edge
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orion wrote:
audiogarden1 wrote:
pushharder wrote:
What a smile on that woman! Yowzah!


Her fucking smile, man?

Put him in the fuckin' bathroom!


I think it is embarassing that a lot of men these days do not recognize her or her allure for what they are.

She is infinitely more succesful than the women who choose to act like stuck up or entitles bitches, she actually has a lot to be proud of and has a positive, feminine and pleasing disposition without being weak.

It is that amount of feminity that grabs you on a visceral level that grabs you a lot stronger than mere visual clues that go directly to your dick.

This is high octane feminity, this is what you were meant to seek out and whether her "tits" are up to anyones standards are simply irrelevant compared to her smile and all that it promises if you can make her yours.

Barbarians.

Brutes.

Beasts of the field.

None of this would work or make sense if not most women these days were utter trash.

FWIW, this was the sanitized, sensitive version.


I completely agree. She makes for a good model alright - model of a good attitude.

It's a great comparison between her and Allison Stokke. Allison's reaction was "ohmygod I'm being e-stalked by 50 million males! I need an attorney!". Michelle's attitude is "sure I'll do some spoof videos, sure I'll do Sports Illustrated!". And she did them with a genuine, down to earth attitude without being stuck up at all. You give Allison Stokke lemons, she makes fucking battery acid. You give Michelle Jenneke lemons and she makes Bananas Foster.

By the way, she does not have small tits. Who the heck calls those small? My wife is a K cup and I wouldn't even call MJ's small. There not big or anything but come on, small? And they look damn good in those little bikinis.

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orion
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on edge wrote:
orion wrote:
audiogarden1 wrote:
pushharder wrote:
What a smile on that woman! Yowzah!


Her fucking smile, man?

Put him in the fuckin' bathroom!


I think it is embarassing that a lot of men these days do not recognize her or her allure for what they are.

She is infinitely more succesful than the women who choose to act like stuck up or entitles bitches, she actually has a lot to be proud of and has a positive, feminine and pleasing disposition without being weak.

It is that amount of feminity that grabs you on a visceral level that grabs you a lot stronger than mere visual clues that go directly to your dick.

This is high octane feminity, this is what you were meant to seek out and whether her "tits" are up to anyones standards are simply irrelevant compared to her smile and all that it promises if you can make her yours.

Barbarians.

Brutes.

Beasts of the field.

None of this would work or make sense if not most women these days were utter trash.

FWIW, this was the sanitized, sensitive version.


I completely agree. She makes for a good model alright - model of a good attitude.

It's a great comparison between her and Allison Stokke. Allison's reaction was "ohmygod I'm being e-stalked by 50 million males! I need an attorney!". Michelle's attitude is "sure I'll do some spoof videos, sure I'll do Sports Illustrated!". And she did them with a genuine, down to earth attitude without being stuck up at all. You give Allison Stokke lemons, she makes fucking battery acid. You give Michelle Jenneke lemons and she makes Bananas Foster.

By the way, she does not have small tits. Who the heck calls those small? My wife is a K cup and I wouldn't even call MJ's small. There not big or anything but come on, small? And they look damn good in those little bikinis.


See, I really had Allison Stokke on the opposite position too.

Oooooohhhhh, you competed in semi pro sports, ooooooh, you welcome being recognized by desirable males, but, GOD FORBID, ONE OF THE UNTOUCHABLES recognizes she is hot too.

Fuck her, neh?

Cunt.

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on edge
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orion wrote:
on edge wrote:
orion wrote:
audiogarden1 wrote:
pushharder wrote:
What a smile on that woman! Yowzah!


Her fucking smile, man?

Put him in the fuckin' bathroom!


I think it is embarassing that a lot of men these days do not recognize her or her allure for what they are.

She is infinitely more succesful than the women who choose to act like stuck up or entitles bitches, she actually has a lot to be proud of and has a positive, feminine and pleasing disposition without being weak.

It is that amount of feminity that grabs you on a visceral level that grabs you a lot stronger than mere visual clues that go directly to your dick.

This is high octane feminity, this is what you were meant to seek out and whether her "tits" are up to anyones standards are simply irrelevant compared to her smile and all that it promises if you can make her yours.

Barbarians.

Brutes.

Beasts of the field.

None of this would work or make sense if not most women these days were utter trash.

FWIW, this was the sanitized, sensitive version.


I completely agree. She makes for a good model alright - model of a good attitude.

It's a great comparison between her and Allison Stokke. Allison's reaction was "ohmygod I'm being e-stalked by 50 million males! I need an attorney!". Michelle's attitude is "sure I'll do some spoof videos, sure I'll do Sports Illustrated!". And she did them with a genuine, down to earth attitude without being stuck up at all. You give Allison Stokke lemons, she makes fucking battery acid. You give Michelle Jenneke lemons and she makes Bananas Foster.

By the way, she does not have small tits. Who the heck calls those small? My wife is a K cup and I wouldn't even call MJ's small. There not big or anything but come on, small? And they look damn good in those little bikinis.


See, I really had Allison Stokke on the opposite position too.

Oooooohhhhh, you competed in semi pro sports, ooooooh, you welcome being recognized by desirable males, but, GOD FORBID, ONE OF THE UNTOUCHABLES recognizes she is hot too.

Fuck her, neh?

Cunt.


I actually like Allison Stokke. She's an outstanding college pole vaulter and she's very smart. She was accepted to Stanford and chose Berkley. I've never heard a bad thing about her, I just think she handled her publicity poorly.

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DBCooper
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on edge wrote:
orion wrote:
on edge wrote:
orion wrote:
audiogarden1 wrote:
pushharder wrote:
What a smile on that woman! Yowzah!


Her fucking smile, man?

Put him in the fuckin' bathroom!


I think it is embarassing that a lot of men these days do not recognize her or her allure for what they are.

She is infinitely more succesful than the women who choose to act like stuck up or entitles bitches, she actually has a lot to be proud of and has a positive, feminine and pleasing disposition without being weak.

It is that amount of feminity that grabs you on a visceral level that grabs you a lot stronger than mere visual clues that go directly to your dick.

This is high octane feminity, this is what you were meant to seek out and whether her "tits" are up to anyones standards are simply irrelevant compared to her smile and all that it promises if you can make her yours.

Barbarians.

Brutes.

Beasts of the field.

None of this would work or make sense if not most women these days were utter trash.

FWIW, this was the sanitized, sensitive version.


I completely agree. She makes for a good model alright - model of a good attitude.

It's a great comparison between her and Allison Stokke. Allison's reaction was "ohmygod I'm being e-stalked by 50 million males! I need an attorney!". Michelle's attitude is "sure I'll do some spoof videos, sure I'll do Sports Illustrated!". And she did them with a genuine, down to earth attitude without being stuck up at all. You give Allison Stokke lemons, she makes fucking battery acid. You give Michelle Jenneke lemons and she makes Bananas Foster.

By the way, she does not have small tits. Who the heck calls those small? My wife is a K cup and I wouldn't even call MJ's small. There not big or anything but come on, small? And they look damn good in those little bikinis.


See, I really had Allison Stokke on the opposite position too.

Oooooohhhhh, you competed in semi pro sports, ooooooh, you welcome being recognized by desirable males, but, GOD FORBID, ONE OF THE UNTOUCHABLES recognizes she is hot too.

Fuck her, neh?

Cunt.


I actually like Allison Stokke. She's an outstanding college pole vaulter and she's very smart. She was accepted to Stanford and chose Berkley. I've never heard a bad thing about her, I just think she handled her publicity poorly.


She chose Berkeley over Stanford? In terms of both sports and academics that's like being hit on by Harrison Ford and Steve Buscemi and choosing Buscemi. Not that Berkeley is a shit school, but it sure as hell ain't Stanford.

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orion
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on edge wrote:
orion wrote:
on edge wrote:
orion wrote:
audiogarden1 wrote:
pushharder wrote:
What a smile on that woman! Yowzah!


Her fucking smile, man?

Put him in the fuckin' bathroom!


I think it is embarassing that a lot of men these days do not recognize her or her allure for what they are.

She is infinitely more succesful than the women who choose to act like stuck up or entitles bitches, she actually has a lot to be proud of and has a positive, feminine and pleasing disposition without being weak.

It is that amount of feminity that grabs you on a visceral level that grabs you a lot stronger than mere visual clues that go directly to your dick.

This is high octane feminity, this is what you were meant to seek out and whether her "tits" are up to anyones standards are simply irrelevant compared to her smile and all that it promises if you can make her yours.

Barbarians.

Brutes.

Beasts of the field.

None of this would work or make sense if not most women these days were utter trash.

FWIW, this was the sanitized, sensitive version.


I completely agree. She makes for a good model alright - model of a good attitude.

It's a great comparison between her and Allison Stokke. Allison's reaction was "ohmygod I'm being e-stalked by 50 million males! I need an attorney!". Michelle's attitude is "sure I'll do some spoof videos, sure I'll do Sports Illustrated!". And she did them with a genuine, down to earth attitude without being stuck up at all. You give Allison Stokke lemons, she makes fucking battery acid. You give Michelle Jenneke lemons and she makes Bananas Foster.

By the way, she does not have small tits. Who the heck calls those small? My wife is a K cup and I wouldn't even call MJ's small. There not big or anything but come on, small? And they look damn good in those little bikinis.


See, I really had Allison Stokke on the opposite position too.

Oooooohhhhh, you competed in semi pro sports, ooooooh, you welcome being recognized by desirable males, but, GOD FORBID, ONE OF THE UNTOUCHABLES recognizes she is hot too.

Fuck her, neh?

Cunt.


I actually like Allison Stokke. She's an outstanding college pole vaulter and she's very smart. She was accepted to Stanford and chose Berkley. I've never heard a bad thing about her, I just think she handled her publicity poorly.


I be sorry, how you are dealing with the social challenges is supposed to be the strenghts of the female mind.

She failed completely.

Her tight buttocks cannot make up for her lack of social graces.

Jenneke does not have to worry about social graces because she is not a stuck up bitch.

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on edge
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DBCooper wrote:
on edge wrote:
orion wrote:
on edge wrote:
orion wrote:
audiogarden1 wrote:
pushharder wrote:
What a smile on that woman! Yowzah!


Her fucking smile, man?

Put him in the fuckin' bathroom!


I think it is embarassing that a lot of men these days do not recognize her or her allure for what they are.

She is infinitely more succesful than the women who choose to act like stuck up or entitles bitches, she actually has a lot to be proud of and has a positive, feminine and pleasing disposition without being weak.

It is that amount of feminity that grabs you on a visceral level that grabs you a lot stronger than mere visual clues that go directly to your dick.

This is high octane feminity, this is what you were meant to seek out and whether her "tits" are up to anyones standards are simply irrelevant compared to her smile and all that it promises if you can make her yours.

Barbarians.

Brutes.

Beasts of the field.

None of this would work or make sense if not most women these days were utter trash.

FWIW, this was the sanitized, sensitive version.


I completely agree. She makes for a good model alright - model of a good attitude.

It's a great comparison between her and Allison Stokke. Allison's reaction was "ohmygod I'm being e-stalked by 50 million males! I need an attorney!". Michelle's attitude is "sure I'll do some spoof videos, sure I'll do Sports Illustrated!". And she did them with a genuine, down to earth attitude without being stuck up at all. You give Allison Stokke lemons, she makes fucking battery acid. You give Michelle Jenneke lemons and she makes Bananas Foster.

By the way, she does not have small tits. Who the heck calls those small? My wife is a K cup and I wouldn't even call MJ's small. There not big or anything but come on, small? And they look damn good in those little bikinis.


See, I really had Allison Stokke on the opposite position too.

Oooooohhhhh, you competed in semi pro sports, ooooooh, you welcome being recognized by desirable males, but, GOD FORBID, ONE OF THE UNTOUCHABLES recognizes she is hot too.

Fuck her, neh?

Cunt.


I actually like Allison Stokke. She's an outstanding college pole vaulter and she's very smart. She was accepted to Stanford and chose Berkley. I've never heard a bad thing about her, I just think she handled her publicity poorly.


She chose Berkeley over Stanford? In terms of both sports and academics that's like being hit on by Harrison Ford and Steve Buscemi and choosing Buscemi. Not that Berkeley is a shit school, but it sure as hell ain't Stanford.


I agree, Stanford is way better choice. She must have liked the coach better or her parents went to Berkley or something like that.

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ChrisWaddle
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audiogarden1 wrote:
imhungry wrote:
Gettnitdone wrote:
Never knew so many guys liked small tits...


All sizes are good.

If she doesn't have it, then she doesn't need it :)


Nah bro, if she dont have a leg or an arm or something im out.



Yeah but if she had no legs you could kind of just pop her on and spin her round. IFYAKNOWHATIMEAN

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pushharder
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audiogarden1 wrote:
pushharder wrote:
Iron Dwarf wrote:
audiogarden1 wrote:
Iron Dwarf wrote:
pushharder wrote:
audiogarden1 wrote:
pushharder wrote:
What a smile on that woman! Yowzah!


Her fucking smile, man?

Put him in the fuckin' bathroom!


The right smile puts a shine on a woman who is already sexy and beautiful.



Agree.

I challenge any of you guys to look at a picture of a stunning sexy woman. Now imagine her smiling and looking at you with bright eyes. Makes a huge difference.


15 minutes, a squirt of KY jelly and a dirty sock later, i have to ask you, how was that a challenge again?


Pfff. You kids.


And we wonder why so many of these late teens - 20 somethings are in here whining about all their sexual problems, i.e, "can't get it up, can't keep it up, can't talk to women, etc."


.....cause we jack off to hot chicks?

I have no such problems my friend.

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pushharder
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on edge wrote:

I completely agree. She makes for a good model alright - model of a good attitude.

It's a great comparison between her and Allison Stokke. Allison's reaction was "ohmygod I'm being e-stalked by 50 million males! I need an attorney!". Michelle's attitude is "sure I'll do some spoof videos, sure I'll do Sports Illustrated!". And she did them with a genuine, down to earth attitude without being stuck up at all. You give Allison Stokke lemons, she makes fucking battery acid. You give Michelle Jenneke lemons and she makes Bananas Foster.

By the way, she does not have small tits. Who the heck calls those small? My wife is a K cup and I wouldn't even call MJ's small. There not big or anything but come on, small? And they look damn good in those little bikinis.

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pushharder
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ChrisWaddle wrote:
audiogarden1 wrote:
imhungry wrote:
Gettnitdone wrote:
Never knew so many guys liked small tits...


All sizes are good.

If she doesn't have it, then she doesn't need it :)


Nah bro, if she dont have a leg or an arm or something im out.



Yeah but if she had no legs you could kind of just pop her on and spin her round. IFYAKNOWHATIMEAN


Have always fantasized about a "spinner." Maybe someday...

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audiogarden1
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pushharder wrote:
audiogarden1 wrote:
pushharder wrote:
Iron Dwarf wrote:
audiogarden1 wrote:
Iron Dwarf wrote:
pushharder wrote:
audiogarden1 wrote:
pushharder wrote:
What a smile on that woman! Yowzah!


Her fucking smile, man?

Put him in the fuckin' bathroom!


The right smile puts a shine on a woman who is already sexy and beautiful.



Agree.

I challenge any of you guys to look at a picture of a stunning sexy woman. Now imagine her smiling and looking at you with bright eyes. Makes a huge difference.


15 minutes, a squirt of KY jelly and a dirty sock later, i have to ask you, how was that a challenge again?


Pfff. You kids.


And we wonder why so many of these late teens - 20 somethings are in here whining about all their sexual problems, i.e, "can't get it up, can't keep it up, can't talk to women, etc."


.....cause we jack off to hot chicks?

I have no such problems my friend.



I am purposely feigning ignorance to your (valid) points because boobs and stuff.

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Iron Dwarf wrote:
Blue waffle french pancake toast

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