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DBCooper
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[quote]super saiyan wrote:
DB is just jealous of their dance moves.


What are they dancing and celebrating for? Was the local Port-a-shitter recently dumped into a river other than the one they drink out of?

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optheta
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[quote]DBCooper wrote:
[quote]super saiyan wrote:
DB is just jealous of their dance moves.


What are they dancing and celebrating for? Was the local Port-a-shitter recently dumped into a river other than the one they drink out of?[/quote]

That was pretty funny haha.

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super saiyan
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DBCooper wrote:
super saiyan wrote:
DB is just jealous of their dance moves.

What are they dancing and celebrating for? Was the local Port-a-shitter recently dumped into a river other than the one they drink out of?



Pretty sure they were celebrating the Ravens beating the Niners.

burn

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super saiyan wrote:
DBCooper wrote:
super saiyan wrote:
DB is just jealous of their dance moves.

What are they dancing and celebrating for? Was the local Port-a-shitter recently dumped into a river other than the one they drink out of?



Pretty sure they were celebrating the Ravens beating the Niners.

burn


Fuck my life.

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In10s
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[quote]super saiyan wrote:
DB is just jealous of their dance moves.




Now that's some serious mobility. Dude's got sagittal, transverse and frontal planes covered. I see a future guest T-Nation author in the works.

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[quote]In10s wrote:
[quote]super saiyan wrote:
DB is just jealous of their dance moves.




Now that's some serious mobility. Dude's got sagittal, transverse and frontal planes covered. I see a future guest T-Nation author in the works. [/quote]

Prince shows up at 1:30 to make everyone look bad.

And I love how they splice video of two twelve year old girls into the middle of the video to make it look like there are actually some babes at the party.

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polo77j
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That's how The Doctor dances at weddings

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DBCooper wrote:
browndisaster wrote:
he lives in Canada brah, he doesn't need to go abroad to see Punjabi titties


Let's be honest, though. How many Punjabi tits are there in Canada? I mean, I know that there's mass exodus of people with half a brain in their head from India, but does that extend to women with a nice rack, too? And why would they come to Canada of all places, especially the Yukon? If the smart ones are getting out, isn't it safe to assume that they're smart enough to not leave one outback shithole for another outback shithole?

Or maybe Indians generally have a thing for shit to begin with. That would explain why non-potable water filled with shit doesn't seem to be such a pressing matter over there.

not sure about the shit thing, I was born in the US and haven't seen that before

I don't know if the Yukon has a Punjabi population, but much of Canada does. When Indians can't come to the US, Canada's their second choice

<--actually maybe I do have a shit fetish

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LankyMofo wrote:
optheta wrote:
roadwarrior83 wrote:
I beat the shit out of guy like this outside a bar last year, he kept talking shit about my car and how his shit was three times as much and kept saying you mad bro? I lost it and beat the brakes off of him, broken cheek nose jaw and arm, knocked out shit and pissed. I got arrested sentenced to 90 days, 7,000 in restitution, lost my job at a different bar because they cant have bouncers with assault charges, and I hear this guy still runs his mouth like an idiot. lesson learned, just ignore adn walk away because sometimes it cost too much to make a point.


U mad.


Something tells me you're the guy he beat the shit out of.


Ha! Yeah, or someone closely related on the weasel-scale.

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LankyMofo wrote:
roadwarrior83 wrote:
LankyMofo wrote:
optheta wrote:
roadwarrior83 wrote:
I beat the shit out of guy like this outside a bar last year, he kept talking shit about my car and how his shit was three times as much and kept saying you mad bro? I lost it and beat the brakes off of him, broken cheek nose jaw and arm, knocked out shit and pissed. I got arrested sentenced to 90 days, 7,000 in restitution, lost my job at a different bar because they cant have bouncers with assault charges, and I hear this guy still runs his mouth like an idiot. lesson learned, just ignore adn walk away because sometimes it cost too much to make a point.


U mad.


Something tells me you're the guy he beat the shit out of.

ha you got me i can no longer keep up the lie, i cant fight shit i dont even lift, cant get one past you bud. and if i tell you i was golden gloves thats bs too so please troll all over me and call me out. maybe you can give me lessons so i never get my ass kicked and have to pay restitution for being such a pussy ever again.


I dont even...



HA! I quoted Lanky from the first page, then came to the second page to see roadwarrior doesn't understand how quoting works.....

Jeeeesus now I think I need to apologize to optheta! What a clusterfuck.

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Christine
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This thread is all over the place.

1. The guy that inspired the thread isn't a troll, just your run of the mill douche. He's not self aware enough to be a troll.

2. Beating up a douche for being a douch, while fullfling in the short term, is just stupid.

3. I've always thought Indians assimilated well. I had a good Indian friend who would date all sorts of guys of differing ethnic bacgrounds.
She would take me to Bollywood movies and Indian restaurants too. Nice, fun chick. I have another Indian friend who married a lovely Jewish gal.

4. Now I understand brown disasters handle.

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optheta
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Nards wrote:
LankyMofo wrote:
roadwarrior83 wrote:
LankyMofo wrote:
optheta wrote:
roadwarrior83 wrote:
I beat the shit out of guy like this outside a bar last year, he kept talking shit about my car and how his shit was three times as much and kept saying you mad bro? I lost it and beat the brakes off of him, broken cheek nose jaw and arm, knocked out shit and pissed. I got arrested sentenced to 90 days, 7,000 in restitution, lost my job at a different bar because they cant have bouncers with assault charges, and I hear this guy still runs his mouth like an idiot. lesson learned, just ignore adn walk away because sometimes it cost too much to make a point.


U mad.


Something tells me you're the guy he beat the shit out of.

ha you got me i can no longer keep up the lie, i cant fight shit i dont even lift, cant get one past you bud. and if i tell you i was golden gloves thats bs too so please troll all over me and call me out. maybe you can give me lessons so i never get my ass kicked and have to pay restitution for being such a pussy ever again.


I dont even...



HA! I quoted Lanky from the first page, then came to the second page to see roadwarrior doesn't understand how quoting works.....

Jeeeesus now I think I need to apologize to optheta! What a clusterfuck.


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illadelphia91
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BUMP

Apparently this guy was a legit master troll and is just a fake. Some websites are saying he's just a computer wiz who is good at photoshop.

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illadelphia91 wrote:
BUMP

Apparently this guy was a legit master troll and is just a fake. Some websites are saying he's just a computer wiz who is good at photoshop.


http://www.cbsnews.com/...-drive-ferrari/

I thought ^this^ is what was going to get this thread bumped. So typical of a country like India. 90% of the country's children are starving to death or getting cholera from washing their food in their toilet and this guy decides to let his 9 y/o drive his Ferrari around town. Some kids in India would be happy to shit into porcelain instead of on their kitchen floor for their 9th birthday and this one is driving around like it ain't no thang. Fucking typical.

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This here is a Master Troll.....the kind I like, not harsh:

http://www.collegehumor.com/...-extraordinaire

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DBCooper wrote:
illadelphia91 wrote:
BUMP

Apparently this guy was a legit master troll and is just a fake. Some websites are saying he's just a computer wiz who is good at photoshop.


http://www.cbsnews.com/...-drive-ferrari/

I thought ^this^ is what was going to get this thread bumped. So typical of a country like India. 90% of the country's children are starving to death or getting cholera from washing their food in their toilet and this guy decides to let his 9 y/o drive his Ferrari around town. Some kids in India would be happy to shit into porcelain instead of on their kitchen floor for their 9th birthday and this one is driving around like it ain't no thang. Fucking typical.


Pretty good control considering he can barely see over the steering wheel. I wasn't allowed to drive the Ferrari until my 11th bday. Kids these days.

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Cortes
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Nards wrote:
This here is a Master Troll.....the kind I like, not harsh:

http://www.collegehumor.com/...-extraordinaire


Ken M is the greatest.

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Ripsaw3689
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Cortes wrote:
Nards wrote:
This here is a Master Troll.....the kind I like, not harsh:

http://www.collegehumor.com/...-extraordinaire


Ken M is the greatest.


I was just going to say that. Ken M is a god among trolls.

http://horseysurprise.tumblr.c...

For those that don't know.

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DBCooper
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Ripsaw3689 wrote:
Cortes wrote:
Nards wrote:
This here is a Master Troll.....the kind I like, not harsh:

http://www.collegehumor.com/...-extraordinaire


Ken M is the greatest.


I was just going to say that. Ken M is a god among trolls.

http://horseysurprise.tumblr.c...

For those that don't know.


I was reading that last one about mother's milk while my class was taking a test and I burst out laughing! "Who wouldn't jump at the chance of having one more feeding?" Fucking classic!

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"Note how each corner of the canvas forms a right angle. That's pure Michaelangelo." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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DBCooper wrote:
Ripsaw3689 wrote:
Cortes wrote:
Nards wrote:
This here is a Master Troll.....the kind I like, not harsh:

http://www.collegehumor.com/...-extraordinaire


Ken M is the greatest.


I was just going to say that. Ken M is a god among trolls.

http://horseysurprise.tumblr.c...

For those that don't know.


I was reading that last one about mother's milk while my class was taking a test and I burst out laughing! "Who wouldn't jump at the chance of having one more feeding?" Fucking classic!


I wouldn't. I would with my wife, but not my mother. That is just wrong.

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If you want to see some high class trolling check out Prank Wars on Youtube. Some are hilarious to downright cruel



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optheta
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Nards wrote:
This here is a Master Troll.....the kind I like, not harsh:

http://www.collegehumor.com/...-extraordinaire


Were is mah apology?

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ihambrecht
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Withdrawing stacks of cash from the bank would get boring SOOO fast to me if I had they ability to buy whatever I wanted.

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illadelphia91 wrote:
BUMP

Apparently this guy was a legit master troll and is just a fake. Some websites are saying he's just a computer wiz who is good at photoshop.

re-enforcing the no friends hypothesis

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