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Bricknyce
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Join date: Nov 2002
Location: New York, USA
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As per Myth Buchanan's request, I'm bumping this thread.

I forgot what's in my OP, but I'd like to add:

> Dream team.
> Mastermind group.
> Wealth building.
> "I'll try anything once." (Usually used by women and perhaps one of the dumbest things one can say when describing themselves.)
> "I take no shit." (Good luck earning a living in this world or surviving in this world without taking some shit."
> "I'm not doing that. I won't eat shit." (Then don't work.)

And although I love women dearly, I'd like to add the en vogue terms used by them as of late that make no sense and/or are sickening and dumb and complete turnoffs to most men.

> "I have a strong personality. This scares/intimidates men." (This sounds like no fun. And uh... who cares? And what does this have to do with boinking each other?)
> "I'm independent. This scares/intimidates men." (At 25+ years old, most human beings are independent. Does this make all of us scary?)
> "I have some accomplishments under my belt. This scares/intimidates men." (So you finished school and got a job. Very scary!)
> "I know what I want and how to get it." (Yeah, sure.)
> "I want a man who knows what he wants and how to get it." (This describes me. I awoke today and wanted an egg white omelet, which I know how to make. So by definition, I'm a man who knows what he wants and how to get it.)
> "I'm selective." (Perhaps this is why you don't get laid.)
> "I'm picky." (Perhaps this is why you don't get laid.)
> "I'm strong willed." (Who cares?)
> "I'm always with my family." (Congratulations for never leaving the nursery.)
> "Friends and family come first." (Good luck getting laid.)

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Bricknyce
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"Strategic planning." Who besdies a moron or careless person comes up with a non-strategic plan?

"Crisis communications." (Bullshitting (lying to) the public during a crisis.)

"Reputation management."

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SUPER-T
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Join date: Dec 2008
Location: Georgia, USA
Posts: 302

Too big to fail
Hope and Change
Yes we can
Change we can beleive in
Social justice
level the playing field
redistibution of wealth
politics of the past
fundimentally transform America
wall street fat cats
and any thing else this socialist prick has to say

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Bricknyce
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Join date: Nov 2002
Location: New York, USA
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"Think big!"

"Pursuit of excellence."

"Write down your goals."

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SUPER-T
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Join date: Dec 2008
Location: Georgia, USA
Posts: 302

CRISIS- It seems like everything is a crisis to theese people, or at least they try to make it look like one.

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Chiron01
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Join date: Mar 2007
Location: Ontario, CAN
Posts: 29

First things first. They wouldn't be first things if they weren't first....

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andrew_live
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Join date: Dec 2008
Location: Ontario, CAN
Posts: 2672

"Too Big to Fail" actually sounds pretty cool. When your getting ready to hit a PR say that a few times.


Yeah Buddy!

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NvrTooLate
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Join date: Jun 2009
Location: California, USA
Posts: 411

DBCooper wrote:
I hate when people refer to the freeway or highway as "the 99" or "the 101". It's just 99 or 101. You don't drive down "the Elm Street" do you?



405 and 91 sounds awkward. I'm sticking to the 405 and the 91.

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