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mechanicsteve
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Tactical Download- taking a dump
MKT- Mobilized Kitchen Trailer
Cat trench-where you take a dump
JP8... jet fuel
combat lifetaker(lifesaver)- the most motivating way to influence troops to drink enough water
Terminal leave -yeaaaa!!
Mandatory Fun- booo!
Charlie Mike- child molester- my call sign
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mechanicsteve
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NTV- non tactical vehicle
TCN- third country national
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mrbeefy
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MAN! Reading through this thread has brought back some awesome memories. Thank you for that!
Although I was RA (Regular Army), the only funny one I can think of is the Air Force slogon of "Aim High".....also a good thought during oral sex! :)
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reneeweimer
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I haven't seen anyone mention the "Donkey Dick" yet. Any of you USAF fuel systems guys or crew chiefs feel like explaining that one?
Anj - surely you remember the name for Women Marines?? I never heard one. I've heard "BAM" for Broad Assed Marine.
(I was called that more than once, but I swear I never had a broad ass.)
I knew girls that had the nickname "mattress" cuz they'd been laid more times than the average rack... (sadly, these girls seemed to earn the title)
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devildog88
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one of my favorites is the part number:
"ID10t" We would send all the PVT's to wing supply looking for this part!
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theAnj
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devildog88 wrote:
one of my favorites is the part number:
"ID10t" We would send all the PVT's to wing supply looking for this part!
The first ship I was on, my Chief sent me down to close all the portholes in berthing, and to just ask if I had trouble finding them... sigh....
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RyanBrown0311
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theAnj wrote:
devildog88 wrote:
one of my favorites is the part number:
"ID10t" We would send all the PVT's to wing supply looking for this part!
The first ship I was on, my Chief sent me down to close all the portholes in berthing, and to just ask if I had trouble finding them... sigh....
We also sent a lot of "boots" to look for: 100 yards of flight line, Cans of Beep, blinker fluid, oh and send them to the company office for a Prick E7 that one usually ended in a beating.
On boat we would but the "boots" on Mail Buoy duty
One last one did anybody ever start lines to/for nothing on boat?
just stand in front of any hatch until others start to line up behind you then just leave.
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Its All U
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Navy stuff here:
We used to get boots sent to our Interior Communications (IC) shop for sound powered phone batteries.
Sound powered phones need no batteries they are powered from the air waves created when you speak into them.
We would then give the boot a charged up capacitor to bring back to whoever sent them for the sound powered phone batteries. We would tell them not to touch the ends of the sound powered phone battery (charged up capacitor). Then we would tell them to put into the hand of the guy that sent them.
After a few minutes we would get a phone call from a pretty pissed of sailor. When the capacitor was placed in their hand it would discharge and give them a shock.
Ha ha Good stuff.
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BradTGIF
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Navy stuff here too.
ID 10-T forms. We'd send newbies out to supply to pick some up.
Put it all together ID10T
Ones I haven't noticed yet
Pucker Factor
Red Star Cluster
Willie Pete
Goat Fuck
Stabbin Cabin
B-dub, for "barracks whore"
Cover Down
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Its All U
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Another Navy One,
We would deck out a green horn with all the gear and have him man a ventilation control valve. The valve wheel was huge and looked like a big steering wheel.
We would tell the guy it was amid ships steering (no such thing) and he would turn the wheel thinking he was driving the ship. We would give him directions over a headset.
The Captain walked by one time and asked us what we were doing. We told him we were getting this guy qualified for amidships steering watch. The Captain laughed and shook his head as he walked away.
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Amper
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reneeweimer wrote:
I haven't seen anyone mention the "Donkey Dick" yet. Any of you USAF fuel systems guys or crew chiefs feel like explaining that one?
Anj - surely you remember the name for Women Marines?? I never heard one. I've heard "BAM" for Broad Assed Marine.
(I was called that more than once, but I swear I never had a broad ass.)
I knew girls that had the nickname "mattress" cuz they'd been laid more times than the average rack... (sadly, these girls seemed to earn the title)
Ahhh, yes. The donkey dick: A short section of rubber hose with a fitting that mates to the underside of an aircraft wing. This allows for complete draining (pogoing, depuddling) of the fuel tanks. More often than not, it usually doesn't seat juussst right and the mechanic gets a JP-8 bath.
FUNGUS: Fuck U New Guy, U Suck
Morale Pallet: a deployed "mattress"
F-16: Lawn Dart
C-5: FRED (Fucking Ridiculous Economic Disaster)
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HolyMacaroni
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reneeweimer wrote:
I knew girls that had the nickname "mattress" cuz they'd been laid more times than the average rack... (sadly, these girls seemed to earn the title)
i've heard AF girls referred to as 'air mattresses' and navy chicks as 'water beds'
woot woot
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spyoptic
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Depentopotamus - A marine's wife, a dependent, almost always obese.
Desert Yetis - A female from 29 Palms, California. Much like the Suburban Cougars, but Cougars are hot and don't have drug problems.
The Screaming Eagle - A particular haircut which only leaves a small patch of hair in the shape of a Horseshoe on a Marines Head - usually worn by salts.
Salts - Marines who've been in for a while.
Christ Lover - Battalion Chaplain
Immediate Action - What you do when shit hits the fan or when your weapon jams.
Remedial Action - What you do if your weapon is still jammed after Immediate action was executed.
PRC E-7 - similar to the PRC radios, but in this case literally means a prick E-7 (gunny), so don't ask for one.
Bounding - act of running from one covered position to another
CO - commanding officer
CG - commading general
Charms - candy in an MRE that Marines do not eat because they are bad luck.
Condition 1 - magazine inserted, round in chamber, weapon off safe on an M16
Condition 4 - magazine not inserted, empty chamber, weapon on safe on an M16
J.J.D.I.D.T.I.E.B.U.C.K.L.E - Marine's 14 Leadership Traits justice, aj;dsf depndability, initiative tact blah blah blah
Donkey Dicks - Any penis shaped tool or equipment the Marines has to use.
Monkey Jizz - special lubricant used on the .50 cal and M240 Gulf
Rhino Jizz - White substance that hardens, sprayed on the side of roads in Iraq to keep insurgents from hiding IEDs.
Forty Mike-Mike - 40 MM round
Cheesy Poofs - simulated 40 MM round
Deck - the ground
moonbeam - flashlight
Gat - your weapon.
Oscar Mike - on the move
and many others..
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spyoptic
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EMPCOA - Enemy's most probably course of action
EMDCOA - Enemy's most dangerous course of action
ROE - rules of engagement
Escalation of Force - steps taken before shooting the driver in the face, usually ignored because they take my hands off the weapon
Blood stripes - getting kicked repeatedly in the thigh when attaining NCO rank
Gauntlet - running through a squadbay in which all members of your platoon can assault you any way that they want
How are female Marines and zebras different? A zebra doesn't have to lay down and spread its legs to get its stripes :)
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spyoptic
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EMPCOA - Enemy's most probably course of action
EMDCOA - Enemy's most dangerous course of action
ROE - rules of engagement
Escalation of Force - steps taken before shooting the driver in the face, usually ignored because they take my hands off the weapon
Blood stripes - getting kicked repeatedly in the thigh when attaining NCO rank
Gauntlet - running through a squadbay in which all members of your platoon can assault you any way that they want
How are female Marines and zebras different? A zebra doesn't have to lay down and spread its legs to get its stripes :)
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ExtremistPullup
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reneeweimer wrote:
I haven't seen anyone mention the "Donkey Dick" yet. Any of you USAF fuel systems guys or crew chiefs feel like explaining that one?
artillery uses that term for Shell Fuses.
RyanBrown0311 wrote:
We also sent a lot of "boots" to look for: 100 yards of flight line, Cans of Beep, blinker fluid, oh and send them to the company office for a Prick E7 that one usually ended in a beating.
or hummer keys
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NvrTooLate
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RyanBrown0311 wrote:
theAnj wrote:
devildog88 wrote:
one of my favorites is the part number:
"ID10t" We would send all the PVT's to wing supply looking for this part!
The first ship I was on, my Chief sent me down to close all the portholes in berthing, and to just ask if I had trouble finding them... sigh....
We also sent a lot of "boots" to look for: 100 yards of flight line, Cans of Beep, blinker fluid, oh and send them to the company office for a Prick E7 that one usually ended in a beating.
On boat we would but the "boots" on Mail Buoy duty
One last one did anybody ever start lines to/for nothing on boat?
just stand in front of any hatch until others start to line up behind you then just leave.
We did the above and these to the boots
send them to S2 to get 1:1 grid squares, or over to supply for some ST 1's (bag of rocks)
While on ship there was always a "mad shitter" That's someone who decides to shit in unique places around the ship without being caught. The worst case was some guy shit in a sock, tied 50 ft. of 550 cord to one end of the sock and through it down some ventilation shaft which ended up near a navy berthing area. The squids couldn't figure out the shit smell in their berthing for weeks.
Goooood Tiiimes!
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thethirdruffian
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OGA --- "other governmental agency." As in Q: "who is that creepy guy who got assigned to us who carries the bullpup?" A: "He's OGA" -- aka CIA, which, of course means "Christians in Action."
(As an aside, CIA, if you want to be less obvious, don't carry nicer weapons.)
Fobbit: Green Zone residents, aka REMFs
Death Blossom -- the "spray and pray and run randomly" method of fighting used by supposed allied Iraqi Security forces. Involed AK fire in basically all directions immediately at everything, including you. Not sure if this one made it as an official name.
Biap. Bagdad International Air Port
Haji -- the enemy. In Afganistan, it was "Mooge" or "Muj"-- short for mujahadeen
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